{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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Babiana nana is a species of geophyte of 6–15 cm (2.4–5.9 in) high that is assigned to the family Iridaceae. It has leaves that consist of a sheath and a blade that are at an angle with each other. The leaf blades are oval to almost line-shaped and have a left and right surface, rather than an upper and lower surface. The leaf blades are moderately pleated and covered in dense, soft hairs. The inflorescence contains two to six blue to violet or pale pink flowers adorned with white markings on the lower lip, and with three stamens crowding under the upper lip. Flowering occurs from late August to the end of September. The flowers emit a smell reminiscent of roses or violets.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
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The Healthcare number 1450 - \"When it hurts! 1450\" - is the first point of contact for health questions in Austria. Specially trained qualified nursing staff advise callers on their health complaints.
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