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Roy Quentin Echlin Evans is an English former footballer who played as a defender for Liverpool, where he also had a spell as manager. Aside from his time at Liverpool, he had a short spell in the United States; and also managed Fulham and Swindon Town.
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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Nidhamu is a recording by the jazz musician Sun Ra and his Astro-Intergalactic-Infinity Arkestra, documenting their 1971 tour.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Carolyn Trench-Sandiford","displaytitle":"Carolyn Trench-Sandiford","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104770990","titles":{"canonical":"Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford","normalized":"Carolyn Trench-Sandiford","display":"Carolyn Trench-Sandiford"},"pageid":66340582,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":240,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":240,"height":320},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281532259","tid":"a4dacfc2-05e3-11f0-8446-718b65ebead9","timestamp":"2025-03-20T23:32:53Z","description":"Belizean urban planner and politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carolyn_Trench-Sandiford"}},"extract":"Carolyn Trench-Sandiford is a Belizean urban planner and politician who has served as the president of the Senate since December 2020. She is a member of the People's United Party.","extract_html":"
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