{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}

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